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@AnOrangeSNES: [Kitchen]
Me: I'm a were-state. When the moon is full I turn into a US state.
Wife: No you don't the moon is full now.
Me: *Illinois noises*

[Kitchen]
Me: I’m a were-state. When the moon is full I turn into a US state.
Wife: No you don’t the moon is full now.
Me: *Illinois noises*

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