@BoogTweets: Knees weak arms are heavy he has osteoporosis already, he's only twenty.
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@Smartticisms: Apparently champagne is the easiest alcohol to digest, so I'm going to consume several bottles to wash down my salad.
@Trustedshoe: Me: Enough about me, what are some of your interests? Dinner Date: I love Youtube. Me: Don't call me a tube [looks around] you soup face.
@HallpassCanada: My work has this cute thing they do where if you're really good at your job, they get you to do everyone elses too.