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@Fred_Delicious: *knock at the door*
"H...hello?"
"Hi, i'm not a mouse"
"Phew, that's good because im a large block of cheese, lemme just open thARGGGHHHHHHH

*knock at the door*
“H…hello?”
“Hi, i’m not a mouse”
“Phew, that’s good because im a large block of cheese, lemme just open thARGGGHHHHHHH

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