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@Home_Halfway: *KNOCK KNOCK* OPEN UP ITS THE POLICE
"What do you want?"
YOU'RE UNDER ARRES-
"No."
..NO??
"No, I don't want to be."
*whispers* Shit now what

*KNOCK KNOCK* OPEN UP ITS THE POLICE
“What do you want?”
YOU’RE UNDER ARRES-
“No.”
..NO??
“No, I don’t want to be.”
*whispers* Shit now what

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