Funny Tweeter

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@TheTweetOfGod: "Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Santa."
"Santa who?"
"Santa who has to use the door because you left your fireplace burning, jackass."

“Knock knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“Santa.”
“Santa who?”
“Santa who has to use the door because you left your fireplace burning, jackass.”

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