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@0point5twins: *knock knock*

"Sir, this is the police, open the door immediately"

"But I'm having a poo"

"We know sir, the phone box has glass sides"

*knock knock*

“Sir, this is the police, open the door immediately”

“But I’m having a poo”

“We know sir, the phone box has glass sides”

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