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@hythemafia: Knock knock
@MikeOdenthal: The best writerly advice is to start each paragraph w "Here's somethin for ya!" as the reader is now engaged & will follow you anywhere
@daemonic3: GOOD COP: He won't talk except in sign language
BAD COP: I just cut off his left hand
BAD PUN COP: He still has the right to remain silent
@ArfMeasures: "My grammar is terrible," I said untruthfully, as I lied on the bed.
@CornOnTheGoblin: Before we announce the winner of the Best Bomb Defuser award let's pause for a moment to remember the runner-ups
@shutupmikeginn: Everyday I walk to work by a Ferrari dealership, put my nose against the etched glass window and say, "someday I'll own a window this nice."