Funny Tweeter

Your daily dose of unadulterated funny tweets

@: a:2:{i:0;a:2:{i:0;a:5:{s:4:"user";s:7:"jtrulez";s:5:"image";s:90:"http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/2982601413/d544e141d386084130a35c59ee2914e2_bigger.jpeg";s:6:"id_str";s:18:"349262839447437312";s:7:"retweet";s:3:"388";s:5:"tweet";s:134:"*Knock knock*

Who's there?

The police! You're wanted for first degree murder!

The police you're wanted for first degree murder who?";}s:7:"retweet";i:0;}s:7:"retweet";i:0;}

*Knock knock*

Who’s there?

The police! You’re wanted for first degree murder!

The police you’re wanted for first degree murder who?

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