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@squirrel74wkgn: *knocks on bathroom stall wall*

Forgive me father, for I have sinned.

"Huh? What?"

It's been 3 days since my last-
[sound of diarrhea]

*knocks on bathroom stall wall*

Forgive me father, for I have sinned.

“Huh? What?”

It’s been 3 days since my last-
[sound of diarrhea]

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