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@AdderallMomma: *knocks on donation door

Me: I have a donation
Salvation Army: Ma'am, once again... you cannot donate your man
Me: You have stupid rules!

*knocks on donation door 

Me: I have a donation
Salvation Army: Ma’am, once again… you cannot donate your man
Me: You have stupid rules!

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