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@GrowlyGrego: *knocks on door*
You're too fat.
"Wha--"
You're way too dumb.
"Wait--who.."
Hi, I'm Roy. I sell insecurity systems. You're too poor for one.

*knocks on door*
You’re too fat.
“Wha–”
You’re way too dumb.
“Wait–who..”
Hi, I’m Roy. I sell insecurity systems. You’re too poor for one.

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