@ThisAlexStein: Know your customer. Think like an idiot.
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@causticbob: If you're using public transport never give up your seat to an old lady... That's how I lost my job as a bus driver.
@SexyKitty975: Bro:hey how are you? Me: eh, feeling stabby B: B:I'm afraid if I tell you that's not a real word you'll show me what it means. Me: smart