@ThisAlexStein: Know your customer. Think like an idiot.
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@Brianhopecomedy: My 5 year old hasn't said a word in the car after I convinced him that the volume control on our stereo ejects his car seat.
@bridger_w: When arguing, I let the other person speak first, then help them see my point by starting with, "Now, what I'm about to say is correct"
@minnie_in_pink7: Not to brag, but I can cure a man of having a thing for me in five minutes flat.