@thirdbeat: Kudos to NPH for keeping it brief. #Oscars
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@Sarcasmo718: I'd love to see Jason Statham's face when he finds out you can turn down movie roles.
@seamussaid: I suppose you can take my cold dead hand when you pry it from my warm live one and charge me w/unlawful possession of human remains
@Sarcasticsapien: I only discriminate against people who discriminate. I'm basically the Dexter of discrimination.
@NefuDaBoss: Everyone: If you keep listening to your music so loudly you'll be deaf by the time you're 20 Me: What