@fro_vo: ladies and gentlemen this is your captain speaking, please fasten your seatbelts i wanna try something
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@Book_Krazy: Her: OMG you're alive!!! I heard you bought the farm! ME: No no, I bought "a" farm. HER: but I told everyone you're dead! ME: That's fine
@ceejoyner: If you don't like your son, grab a football and tell him to go long. Never throw it. He's gone now.