@fro_vo: ladies and gentlemen this is your captain speaking, please fasten your seatbelts i wanna try something
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@sweetandweak: Daughter just asked me how to spell bourbon so she's either asking Santa to hook up her old man or writing a letter to child services.
@lisaxy424: Me: bedtime! Brain: you're hungry M: no I'm not B: thirsty then M: nope B: uhh sad? M: doing ok B: you forgot to do that thing M: nice try
@junejuly12: If I'm extra friendly and super sweet when I see you again, it's cause I've forgotten your name
@JohnHilsen: Crazy but true: Over 80 percent of twins seperated at birth have the same exact birthday.