@yayraptor: ladies and gentlemen this is your captain speaking please keep your seatbelt on as we--OH MY GOD [plane flies into a giant baby mouth]
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@WarrenHolstein: Janay Rice says the elevator attack was all part of God's plan. God must not like her very much.