@FBSisnothere: "Ladies, calm down. Girlfriend, wife, whatever. The important thing is that between the 2 of you, you brought enough to post my bail"
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@ninatreemonkey: If I had two bathrooms I'd tell everyone someone died in one, I ain't tryna clean two bathrooms
@5oulhealer: A study says sugar is as addictive as smoking, alcohol and cocaine. Now I have to worry about testing positive for skittles!
@Hormonella: Facebook is terrific way to connect with classmates who haven't aged as well as you.