@Robski_Boy: Ladies. Even the most mundane chore is better in a Princess Leia costume.
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@junejuly12: *adds another woman to the stick figure family decals on this car window* And now we wait.
@thejessbess: (interviewer): do you have any questions? (me): ya can a werewolf bite really kill a vampire?
@tsm560: Falling in love is just like falling down a well, except one is dank, dark and scary, and can really hurt you, and the other is a well.
@pixelatedboat: "Predators are essential for a healthy ecosystem," I explained as I released a bobcat into the airduct