@Robski_Boy: Ladies. Even the most mundane chore is better in a Princess Leia costume.
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@noog: Squirrels run around like they're being chased. Nobody cares about you. You live in tree. Get a job
@Adar79Angie: If I had to list one thing I'm truly outstanding at I think it would be ripping open resealable bags so they are no longer sealable.
@wickedimproper: Sometimes when I want to make my girlfriend feel skinny, I just release about 25% of her from the air valve.