@Fred_Delicious: Ladies & gentlemen, this is your pilot speaking. If you look thru the left hand windows right now you'll see me doing the worm on the runway
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@illiter8too: Never know what to do with my face when someone is playing an acoustic guitar and trying to make eye contact with me.
@jordan_stratton: Laser hair removal? Uhhh, why would anyone with laser hair ever want to get it removed?
@Procaffinator: Cats spend two thirds of their lives sleeping and the other third making viral videos.