@Fred_Delicious: Ladies & gentlemen, this is your pilot speaking. If you look thru the left hand windows right now you'll see me doing the worm on the runway
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@hasht4g: I wonder how long it will be before "You look like a million bucks" is an insult. #inflation
@radtoria: Like The Purge but everyone is tryin to murder Tim Allen & become the next Santa. Pls donate on kickstarter so I can finally feed my family.
@2014longview: If you carry a baseball bat in your car, you should carry a glove too. Your lawyer will thank you.