@qwertying: Ladies, if a man says he will fix it, he will. There's no need to remind him every 6 months about it.
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@jessokfine: Bread pudding is not a dessert. it is just wet bread. do not fall for this scam. Resist.
@VodkaThursday: I got an email from Olga. She thinks I'm sweet & "longs for finding a special person for serious relations". So there's always that.
@GreenEyedLoon: Saved a man from a speeding car Man: Can't trust anyone Me: True Man: Us old ones got to stick together Pushed him in front of the next car
@jonnysun: INTERVIEWER: do u have any weaknesses VIDEO GAME BOSS: [strugling to cover glowing weak spots all over body] UM