@qwertying: Ladies, if a man says he will fix it, he will. There's no need to remind him every 6 months about it.
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@FuckabillyRex: "Sorry, I have to take this call." "That's a banana. And it's half eaten." *covers banana with hand "I don't tell you how to do business."
@TheBoydP: If candy bars can be called cereal bars to make them sound healthy then why can't alcohol be called cereal drink?
@TheTweetOfGod: Friday, Friday, all gonna die next Friday. Everybody's gettin' ready for the world's end. Gotta make My mind up: Which souls should I take?
@gobmentcheese: If watching 80's music videos has taught me anything, it's that you don't need talent if you have a fog machine.