@PaperWash: Ladies, if you think being clumsy is cute, I once stabbed my date in the gums with a fork trying to feed her a bite of spaghetti
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@RamblingMachine: Some fairy tales start with "once upon a time". Others start with "If I won the elections".
@Parkerlawyer: It's 10:25pm and one of my kids just came downstairs and asked what's for dinner. I guess I need to start doing head counts from now on.
@noxxhell: A homeless guy by the Gas station just proposed to me,it's a little short notice but I'm not getting any younger am I?
@longwall26: I miss the old days when street gangs asserted their dominance through aggressive hair combing.