@Staggfilms: Ladies, never trust a dude with a fancy mustache. They’re just a top hat and a cape away from tying you to the train tracks or the conveyor belt of a giant lumber mill saw.
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@UncleDuke1969: "Wow, it's pouring out there." "Just let a smile be your umbrella!" "That's not how rain works, Karen."
@Metalligretch: Yelling "wooooo" when the singer says the name of your town is what separates us from the animals.
@BritXNic: Been told I'm a pretty awful human being. I stopped listening after he said I was pretty.