@purch_s: "Ladies, please report immediately to my pants."
- Me, pretending I'm wearing pants.
@rolldiggity: 1. Cover elevator floor with glue.
2. Put ring on floor.
3. Wait for someone to kneel and get stuck.
4. "Yes, yes, a thousand times yes!"
@Jennifergr8: God I hate kids.
And stuff that's alive.
And stuff that's dead.
I hate stuff.
I like cheese.
@serialstealer: I like my men how I like my cheesecake, rich and straight to my behind.
@TheToddWilliams: Boss: It's been a tough year Jim
J: Am I laid off?
J: What then?
B: You're to be executed at noon.
J: This is bullshit
@Juicedballs: If babies named Todd don't call themselves "The Toddler" then what's the point of having a douchebag baby name like Todd?