@PJTLynch: Ladies: To see how a guy is in bed, watch him put on a shoe. Does he just cram his foot in? Or does he lick the shoe fully then gently enter
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@msmollybee25: Someone asked me if I'm ever scared that I'll be alone forever, which I thought was so rude because my cat was right there.
@Dr_Teflon: *Ex wife yelling at me from driveway* I HOPE YOU DIE A LONG AND PAINFUL DEATH! Me- no babe I'm not moving back in Ex-.....
@AristotlesNZ: We'll take these $75 baby shoes. No need for a shoe box. We'll just let him wear & outgrow them on the car ride home.