@PJTLynch: Ladies: To see how a guy is in bed, watch him put on a shoe. Does he just cram his foot in? Or does he lick the shoe fully then gently enter
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@TheCiscoKidder: Every video my wife has taken with her phone has me in it saying, "Are you taking a video?"
@ericsshadow: 8am: plain egg whites 1pm: greek yogurt 6pm: grilled chicken / mixed veggies 12am: every damn snack on earth
@RamblingMachine: You think your spouse loves you?Put them & a dog in the trunk of the car for a day. When you open the trunk, who is really happy to see you?