@Shock_Monster: Ladies: We barely pay attention when you are speaking directly AT us. What makes you think we will pick up on a subtweet?
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@FrenulumBreve: ME: [licking lips in anticipation] I'm nervous. I've never done a bungee jump before. INSTRUCTOR: don't lick my lips again.
@TeaBeaPea: Can we talk about your pleated, cuffed corduroys, or are we just going to let it happen?
@blondebombs: They say milk is good for your teeth..you know what else is good for your teeth..minding your own damn buisness
@JohnPoveromo: The iWatch is awesome because it's the fastest way to let everyone know you used to have 500 dollars.