@mdvaldosta: Ladies: we're not fooled by your PMS trickery. I see how happy you are in those tampon commercials.
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@seamussaid: (1st day as senator) yeah yeah but MY first priority is to find a mayo related food poisoning victim named cole and pass cole's law
@Bratterina: *makes eye contact *slowly pulls a banana out my bag *and another one *and another one *and another one *and another one *breaks eye contact *looks in my bag if there's any more banana's. *makes eye contact again *slowly pulls out another banana