@hazelmotes1: Ladies, you should know that if I invite you to a movie I'm only after one thing: someone with a big purse I can store all my snacks in.
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@ValeeGrrl: He took both kids grocery shopping by himself so I could "relax" so now I'm sitting here suspicious that he's done something to piss me off.
@dafloydsta: I lost my job today "What? How?" I just wasn't a good housekeeper "BUT YOU'RE A BEEKEEPER" Well that explains all the screaming
@BriarSlyMalice: NO...I don't "make plans" because plans suggest INTENT... ...which is typically the distinction between second & first degree convictions.
@WheelTod: A tropical depression is just like a regular depression. Except instead of being unable to get out of bed, you can't get out of a hammock.