@goldengateblond: Lady at the door asked if I'd found Jesus and I was all HOW IS HE MISSING, IT WAS YOUR DAY TO WATCH HIM. I don't think she'll be back.
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@SufficientCharm: What do you mean you're not going to spank me? I mouthed off and everything. What kind of man are you?
@bridger_w: Friday night. Gonna put on my dancing shoes, throw on my coolest shirt, and aimlessly browse Netflix for an hour
@neiltyson: Exterminators: The only profession in which you put yourself out of business by being really good at your job.