@goldengateblond: Lady at the door asked if I'd found Jesus and I was all HOW IS HE MISSING, IT WAS YOUR DAY TO WATCH HIM. I don't think she'll be back.
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@TheTobbie: My mind: "Today was a productive day." My body: "Please don't drink 11 cups of coffee again."...
@Aspersioncast: My doctor said I shouldn't hug people, admittedly it was 10 years ago when I had the flu but I still use that one.
@RikNasty2Point0: Sticks and stones may break my bones, but I live in Canada. So, free health care.