@SCbchbum: Lady next to me in 50 Shades pulled out her glasses & asked if she missed the good part. I said no, the credits weren’t rolling yet.
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@GashleyMadison: "For a really awkward time, call me." -me, leaving my number on bathroom stalls.
@Petote: Be a firefighter they said, Rescue kittens & throw them into fire they said, Youre misinformed they said, We're calling the police they said
@GirlRestrained: Hahaha stupid person... When it says 55mph it really means 64mph.........Idiot turtle person