@jake_lach: Lady pulled away with the gas pump still in her car and I was like OMG who's your dealer?
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@Julian_Deane: We’ve run out of coffee so my girlfriend pressured me into knocking next door. So I knocked and awkwardly asked them to go to the shops.
@trevso_electric: take me down to the paranoid city where the grass is hidden cameras and the girls are all talking about me.