@jake_lach: Lady pulled away with the gas pump still in her car and I was like OMG who's your dealer?
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@sarcasticmommy4: My kids are celebrating National Siblings Day just like I knew they would: screaming & fighting.
@Betfairpoker: I had a fight once. "You should see the other guy!" I said. My wife agreed. She's been seeing him for years now, they're a lovely couple.