@Robert_Beau: Lake Superior really needs to lose the attitude.
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@GianDoh: Freak out your neighbors by removing one member of their stick figure decal family each night.
@kevinseccia: I realized I was maybe not the best listener when a friend had to come out to me twice.
@birbigs: "You're joking about calling it Good Friday, right? I told you the part about the nails?" -Jesus
@vineyille: Scientist next to me: My god. Reality is a simulation. Me (also a scientist): My god. I haven't fed my tamagotchi in 17 years.