@KenJennings: Landlocked countries with beach volleyball teams: who do you think you're fooling?
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@DranoRaul: I learned two important lessons today. I can't remember the first lesson, but the second one is I have to start writing things down.
@TheThryll: CAMPING TIP: If you get lost in the woods, a compass can help you get lost more north.
@TheDailySchmuck: I'm black but not " can't understand the Winter Olympics" black. Those guys in the ski race are running from cops on a bobsled, right?