@KenJennings: Landlocked countries with beach volleyball teams: who do you think you're fooling?
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@Lovestained555: If you put healing crystals in a sock and beat someone with it do they cancel each other out?
@ericsshadow: SON: I'm moving out as soon as I turn 18 and you can't stop me. ME: [pumping fist] If you insist.
@tastefactory: Power went out in my office building & a maintenance guy said Transformers blew. Um yeah it was a bad movie buddy now what about the power??