@thepunningman: [landlord showing new tenant around]
"No smoking allowed"
"How about pets?"
"That's fine"
[dog walks in and lights up]
"We'll take it"
![[landlord showing new tenant around]
“No smoking allowed”
“How about pets?”
“That’s fine”
[dog walks in and lights up]
“We’ll take it”](/cache/85952.jpg)
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