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@Reverend_Scott: [landlord walks in apartment]
"I told you no pets!"

That's a stray gerbil.

"And those fish??"

...stray fish. SHOO FISH, SCRAM

[landlord walks in apartment]
“I told you no pets!”

That’s a stray gerbil.

“And those fish??”

…stray fish. SHOO FISH, SCRAM

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