[laser tag] Instructor: Dude, you’re not gonna run out of ammo Me [strapping bayonet to the end of gun]: let’s just agree to disagree

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@david8hughes: [laser tag]
Instructor: Dude, you're not gonna run out of ammo
Me [strapping bayonet to the end of gun]: let's just agree to disagree

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