@causticbob: Lassie, get help!
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@DevilryFun: I hate to choose sides, but if forced, I'll aggressively side with the person paying my bar tab.
@nicfit75: Since getting the new iPhone with fingerprint unlock technology I've never worried so much about losing my thumb.
@PinkCamoTO: "Turtle Power" is not an appropriate response when HR asks you how you plan to meet your objectives this year. Apparently.