@causticbob: Lassie, get help!
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@TheToddWilliams: I know it's International Women's Day but I'd like to give a shout out to all the national and local women as well.
@heatherlarson77: Live today like it's your last. But pay your bills and use a condom just in case it isn't.
@poe927: Her: You should drink in moderation Me: Moderation?You makin words up? H: You're gonna piss on my lawn again aren't you? M: ...In moderation