@causticbob: Lassie, get help!
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@Mr_Kapowski: [gym] Trainer: You here to get cut? Me: Uhh no, I'm already circumcised and if that's covered under my membership, I want a reduced bill
@954LeenO: I dont pretend to be anything I'm not.. Except for sober I've pretended to be sober a few times
@LeBearGirdle: I hugged someone else's mom at a park once and now mine won't pick me up bc I smell like other mom now