@SortaBad: Last month my mom asked what "af" meant and I said it meant "like REALLY something" without saying what it stood for
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@Sorrowscopes: Cancer: Expect a minor shakeup at work this week when you find your boss eating what's left of Gary.
@robdelaney: Just took $20 out of my friend Martin's wallet (he has ALS) because that ice bucket nonsense ruined my new kimono.
@koalaslament: I try and avoid picking up turtles on the side of the road. Just in case they're in the middle of a race.