@SortaBad: Last month my mom asked what "af" meant and I said it meant "like REALLY something" without saying what it stood for
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@notalogin: We can play Yahtzee again. -You fixed the broken dice? Yeah. And they'll never break again. -How do you know? *grins* Die mends are forever.
@UniqueDude2: [Meeting girlfriend's parents] Me: Well Mrs. Ashford, I can see where Elle gets her good looks! <Mr. Ashford sulks the rest of dinner>
@meganamram: Sometimes I sit on my hand till it's numb so it feels like someone else is googling my name