@BrettDruck: Last New Year my resolution was 1920x1080 , this year it's to be less of a nerd.
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@daemonic3: It is said the population of sheep in New Zealand is 60 Million. How did they stay awake to figure THAT one out?
@kelkulus: I'm stuck in a meeting where a guy keeps saying "utilize" and "leverage" and I'm wondering if I should tell him about the word "use".
@GloriaFallon123: My daughter is such a happy little person she giggles in her sleep, which makes me worry that somehow she's not my biological offspring
@AdamGrinchyPoo: "Honey, I'm pregnant" "Are you kidding me?" "That's another way of saying it, I guess, yeah"