@Bearslietoo: Last night I slept for 6 hours straight then 1 hour gay.
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@causticbob: News: IKEA pledges 1 billion euros to help slow climate change. But knowing IKEA, it will take forever to put the money together.
@Henry_3k: As ice water runs down my face I conclude, "Boy, you sure like to eat bread!" is not a comment a lady on a dinner date enjoys hearing.
@Rollmaninoz: God: *inventing the elephant* let's just move all the dials to maximum and see what happens