@Bearslietoo: Last night I slept for 6 hours straight then 1 hour gay.
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@SexySpainNights: When someone cries, "No one gets me" I immediately snatch them and put them in my trunk and yell, "I got you"!
@JimmerThatisAll: It's raining men because the aliens are returning the abductees in the most compelling way possible.
@KyleMcDowell86: [Girl from Willy Wonka turns into a blueberry] Wonka: Call in The Blue Man Group! [Blue Man Group rolls her out while singing Eiffle 65]