@Bearslietoo: Last night I slept for 6 hours straight then 1 hour gay.
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@heroinsdemise: What many don't know, "Riverdance" was invented while waiting in line at the ladies toilet.
@AmericanGent69: When a person says a book is so good they can't put it down, but yet, are not holding that book. This is why I have trust issues.
@PaulFrei: I imagine when you get to heaven they give you a box with all the sodas and snacks that vending machines cheated you out of your whole life.
@TheRolo: [At a San Francisco Dance Club] *Grinds cute girl in a mini-skirt* Hey baby, what's your name? "Robert"