@Bearslietoo: Last night I slept for 6 hours straight then 1 hour gay.
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@lisaxy424: I would most likely die like 45 minutes into a zombie apocalypse, and even more likely it would not be zombie apocalypse related.
@Scott_A_Gilmore: Came home from work early and caught my inflatable girlfriend cheating on me with the beachball.
@simoncholland: I like having conversations with kids. Grownups never ask me what my third favorite reptile is.