@mikeleffingwell: Last night I slept for 8 hours straight, and then for 2 hours gay.
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@TweetPotato314: Date: *opening apt door* This is where the murder happens. Me: OMG, what!? Date: Sorry, magic happens. Haha, I confuse those two. Me: Phew. Date: *locking door behind us* and now to magic you!
@ScottLinnen: Always keep an axe by the front door so I can give the other Jehovah something awesome to witness.