@beardofprey: last night my dog shit on the floor then at some point the Roomba came and smeared it all over the house :D
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@TheBossyBlonde: If you have never had a friend that you haven't contemplated leaving at a gas station forever I applaud you.
@deanjthompson: ME: and so I think morale would soar & sales would take off if the lunchroom had a Nintendo BOSS: [from inside bathroom stall] can this wait
@InternetHippo: ME: Why can’t everyone just be nice EVERYONE: Why can’t you ME: Don’t change the subject
@goulden_eye: Energizer bunny arrested. Charged with battery. LOL just kidding it was double homicide.