@AIMMadellynne: Last night,my friend changed all my contacts in my phone.I've been texted by Batman Donatello,Hermione Granger.I have no idea who they are.
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@KateWhineHall: How come I have to do all this work and you do nothing all day? - my 8yo while doing one chore
@joeljeffrey: Instead of walking faster when someone holds a door open for me, I slow down to test their door holding resolve.