@AIMMadellynne: Last night,my friend changed all my contacts in my phone.I've been texted by Batman Donatello,Hermione Granger.I have no idea who they are.
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@CheryeDavis: I always take the high road, because the colors are more psychedelic and sometimes you see a unicorn.
@painted_eel: *whispers to old lady at Starbucks* one time they ran out of coffee here and we ate a baby
@KKAlThani: Drink coffee. It saves lives. One cup will decrease your chances of murdering someone in the morning.
@Mehrwane: Facebook: You have more friends on Facebook than you think. Me: You have higher expectations than you think.