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@david8hughes: [last supper]
"Tonight, one of you will betray me for 20 pieces of silver."
"30."
"Sorry Judas?"
[sips wine]
"I didn't say anything."

[last supper]
“Tonight, one of you will betray me for 20 pieces of silver.”
“30.”
“Sorry Judas?”
[sips wine]
“I didn’t say anything.”

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