@AristotlesNZ: Last time I wore my celery costume out in public I was arrested for stalking.
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@Sassafrantz: When people stay in a horrific relationship instead of breaking up, I assume they killed someone together.
@Mikecanrant: In Batman Begins, the scene when Bruce Wayne throws the gun into the river, if you listen you can hear someone say "you throw like a girl".
@KalvinMacleod: ME: scalpel NURSE: scalpel M: sclissors N: scissors M: neeble N: are u sure u should operate on ur own brain M: *nods head diagonally* toast