@AristotlesNZ: Last time I wore my celery costume out in public I was arrested for stalking.
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@XplodingUnicorn: My 3-year-old told me she covered the house in "fairy dust" She better mean cocaine because if it's glitter somebody's going to be homeless
@HollyMemphis: If no one comes from the future to stop you from doing it than how bad of a decision can it really be?
@Aut_tot: People who brag about drinking black coffee?? Ok enjoy your hot bean water, I'm using creamer because I love myself