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@brianbowman73: Last week I ran out of toilet paper and only had a dollar so I bought a pack of gum at CVS.

I haven't run out of receipt yet.

Last week I ran out of toilet paper and only had a dollar so I bought a pack of gum at CVS.

I haven’t run out of receipt yet.

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