@lovemydogduck: Last year my ex and I dressed as opposing political parties for Halloween... best hate sex we ever had.
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@daimonic0: If you come home n your dog gives you a lecture about smoking pot, you probably should lay off the acid too.
@bombsydoll: *sees guy having a heart attack* me: quick somebody push a cookie in his mouth! person: isn't that for diabetics? me: it's what I would want
@JaySuch: My doctor told me if I was 5" taller I'd be at the ideal weight, so I'm going to try and give that a shot.
@Wine_Honey1: You said No DMs, but you didn't say anything about stopping by. Anyways I'm at the door.