@AmberTozer: Lately I've been really honest with people and so far only 47 people are mad at me
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@EliTerry: I hide photos on my computer of me petting animals at the zoo in a file named FIREWORKS AND VACUUMS so my dog won't find them.
@daemonic3: Me: Hi, what's a good school binder for my 10yo girl here? Clerk: Trapper Keeper? Me: Haha, no, she's my own daughter.
@Jenny4ashley: Boss: Are you high? Me: If I was high could I do this? *teleports two inches to the right*