@4shish: "Latte" is Latin for: You paid too much for that coffee.
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@ShutUpThatsWho: [first karate lesson] Me: *entering dojo* BONSAI!!! Sensei: Do you mean 'Banzai'? Me: *just starts chucking little trees at Sensei*
@3sunzzz: [lunch date] "I'll have a salad." Narrator: Ursula then returns home and eats Fritos, Cool Whip and what appears to be leftover meatloaf.
@HallpassCanada: You know you're getting old when you have to have a drink to motivate you to go out & have a drink.
@EndhooS: Do you know how fast you were going sir? "15,000mph?" Wha? No,like 65? "Seems pretty slow wouldn't you say?" I guess so. "Ok bye" bye?