@4shish: "Latte" is Latin for: You paid too much for that coffee.
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@dougbies: I like long, romantic walks away from women that try catching the bouquet at weddings
@CourtneyBale: [dinner party] *removing myself from table* Excuse me, I have to take this. *picks up host's dog* *leaves*
@FatherWithTwins: I like to torture my kids by buying them a new Xbox game, and then taking them to the zoo all day.