@ImTheSheriff: Laughed so hard tears ran down my leg.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@CrazyUncIeJoe: I just saw a baby wearing a shirt saying: "Santa doesn't exist, but that's ok, cause I can't read."
@treadmilld: Someone just honked their horn to get me out of my parking space quicker so now we will both be here until we're dead.
@Parentpains: I wanna be the reason you get out of bed in the morning, even if it is to make sure the door is locked.
@Tmoney68: Saw a police officer dressed as a pilot today & thought it was weird. Then I realized he must be one of those "plane clothes cops."