@ImTheSheriff: Laughed so hard tears ran down my leg.
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@djdarrellripley: Call me old fashioned, but I never cry in front of another man unless it's to get out of a speeding ticket...
@3sunzzz: *looking at a picture* Wow, you have beautiful children! Thank you, they came with the frame.
@charmfoz: If you have 6+ numbers after your name as part of your Twitter handle I can only assume you're an inmate & tweeting from prison.