@TeeJayRush: Laughing at your mistakes could lengthen your life. Laughing at your spouse's mistakes WILL shorten it...
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@Wine_Honey1: You said No DMs, but you didn't say anything about stopping by. Anyways I'm at the door.
@pauleggleston: My wife and I can't agree on appropriate gardening attire. But she's digging in her heels.
@Marlebean: "They say children learn by example, even for potty training." -I explain to my horrified neighbor as my son and dog poop on the lawn