@llvvzzz: Laughter is not the best medicine. Please take your medicine.
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@david8hughes: "I'm telling you, it's all or nothing," the exterminator explains to Noah, "I can't just leave 2 woodworm. It doesn't work like that."
@2thestreetz: If you want world peace, your army should be made up of massage therapists. I mean, who could fight while getting a relaxing massage?
@themorris23: And remember kids, when you go to Target, there really is no "non creepy" way to ask where the Vaseline is.
@AmishPornStar1: Of course morning sex is better. You haven't spent the day annoying the crap out of each other yet.