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@llvvzzz: Laughter is not the best medicine. Please take your medicine.
@crunchenhanced: Little known fact:
Centipede’s are the Metric version of Inchworms.
@ceejoyner: A sign in the window reads CURED MEATS. Inside, a salami takes his first steps since the accident. A prosciutto learns to forgive.
@eedrk: you remember me as the guy who put his arm in the doorway to hold open the automatic door for you in 2009. welll, now i need a favor
@Cryptoterra: nicole kidman please name your next child Teendude
@In_Twittaland: That worked out so much differently in my head.
- an autobiography